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1. Name: Barbara
2. Nickname(s): Bar-bar-ah, Barb, Borb, Berb, Berbera, Berberya, Bahbara, Barbie, Lexxi, Barbrosa, so many omg
3. Birthday: July 2nd
4. That makes you: Old lol 14
5. Where were you born: A hopstial
6. Location right now: at my computer
7. Shoe size: 9 1/2
8. How many piercings?: Ears just ears
9. Tattoos?: none
10. When you wake up you're: "fuck school sleep"
11. When your about to sleep you're: "him himhim him dammit him him him"
12. Zodiac sign: Cancer
13. Chinese sign: Rabbit
14. Righty or Lefty: righty
15. Innie or Outie: Innie
16. School: high school, freshman lol

Section Two: Looks

17. Nationality: geez um irish/croation/english/scottish/german/french abit
18. Hair colour: dark brunette
20. Weight: 185 ish
21. Height: 5'4" 
22. Braces? fuck my life yes top and bottom and they hur tlilke shit right now
23. Glasses? nope

Section Three: Private Life

24. Do you have a boy/girlfriend? I wish
25. If so, who? soon hehehe
26. If not, do you have a crush on someone? yesh of course
27. Who has a crush on you? no one hehehe hopefully him
28. Ever cheated on your bf/gf? NEver
29. Who was your first kiss: no one
30. Who was your last kiss: no one
31. Are you a virgin? Yep in more ways than one
32. Ever had a threesome before? Barbelen lol hehe no i have not
33. If you could have sex with anyone, who would that be? heheheeh
34. Have you ever been in love? I think maybe but it wasn't mutual
35. Broken any hearts? .hope not
36. Got your heart broken? More times than one
37. Ever liked a friend? .yah
38. What happened? friendzone he

Section Four: Past Relationships

39. How many relationships have you been in: 1 techincally
40. How many were serious enough to count: 0
41. Who were those serious ones: none
42. Funnest hook-ups: no one
43. What made them different: there was no difference
44. What happened: nothing
45. Best boy/girlfriend: nope
46. Worst boy/girlfriend: Arnope
47. Ever been kissed: nope
48. Who do you want back: screw everyone in my past aka no one
49. Who do you regret: no one
50. Why?:idk

Section Five: Favourites

51. Song: IRight now Breathe by Paramore
52. Movie: Right now Gravity that movie was sweet
53. Food: SFood
54. Drink: mnomnoms
55. Store: Store
56. Television show: Doctor Who (although I've been a bit disconnected) America's next top model dont judge me
57. Holiday: Christmas
58. Book: I have no idea
59. Ice cream: mmm
60. Sweets: Yum
61. Crisps: garden salsa sun chips those are the shit
62. Type of music: anything
63. Artist: anyone 
64. Word: dicks
65. Time of day: the night
66. Dressing: raspberry vinegeretee 
67. Alcoholic drink: nope
68. Colour(s):BLUEEEEEE
69. Piece of clothing: spandex?? idk im weird i also like camisols
70. Character: all de fuckers
71. Smell: Raspberry vanilla
72. Shampoo: doesn't matter but i like that kangaroo stuff
73. Soap: whatever
74. Smiley: anyone
75. Board game: Apples to APples
76. Sport: no
77. Number: 2
78. Quote: "I guess I had to go to that place to get to this one.  Now some of you might still be in that place.  Just follow me, I'll get you there."  ~SHibe
79. Animal: Wolfies kitties
80. Actor: dont care
82. Vegetable: peas
83. Fruit: strawberries, canteloupe
84. Place to be: with him
85. Thing in your room: bed
86. Gum: mint
87. Shape: freakingoctogons are the shit
88. Country: Croatia
89. Mall: no
90. Car: idc
91. Boy's name: Patrick James, Henry George
92. Girl's name: Grace Elizabeth
93. Family member: noneof them
94. Restaurant: idc
95. Movie place: anywhere
96. Person to go to the movies with: friends, maybe him in the futreu
97. Noise: music 
98. Brand of shoe: idc
99. Brand of clothing: idc
100. Body part of a chicken: the gobbly thing
101. Swear word: all of them except cunt thats just a nasty word
102. Month: July
103. Possession:  all da shit
104. Team: Rocket
105. Season: Fall
106. Radio station: idc
107. Magazine: no
108. Favourite grade: i guess this one
109. Least favourite grade: middle school
110. Teacher: mrs. fabes forever
111. Least favourite teacher: literally a collection of teachers over the years
112. Subject: Band, English when not boring, I actually like HIstory calss alot quite interesting
113. Subject to talk about: feeligns, intimate things

Section Six: Family

114. Who's your mum?: Mary
115. Who's your dad?: George
116. Any step-parents?: nope
117. Any brothers?: 2
118. Any Sisters?: 1
120. Coolest: no
121. Loudest:theyd say me but them
122. Best relative: no
123. Worse relative:all of them
124. Do you get along with your parents? ha
125. With your siblings? ha
126. Does anyone understand you? nope my sister kidna but not really she sucks
127. Do you have any pets?: Rosie, ZeWave, Keewee, Mean Joe (Meebs rest in peace)
128. If so, what kind and name? hamster, bird,bird, bird
129. If not, what do you want as a pet?: A doge
130. Can I be a part of your family? as long as you're better than all these other btiches

Section Seven: School

131. Are you still in school? yup
132. Did you drop out?: Nope
133. Your current GPA: 4.0 probably, or close to it
134. Do you buy or bring lunch?:i pack imma nerd
135. ABC's?: no
136. Favorite class: Bnand
137. Play any sports at school?: AMrching band?
138. Are you popular?: nope
139. Favourite memory: me friendes
140. Most humiliating moment: everyday
141. Most funniest moment: lucnhe 
142. Most scared moment: everyday

Section Eight: What do you think of when you hear

145. Chicken: me
146. Dog: yes yes yes
147. Christina Aguilera: no
148. Ricky Martin: who
149. 50 cent: no
15o. Poop: yum
151. Beach: sunburn
152. Desert: death
153. Water: mr. hedglin
154. Osama: no
155. Love: andrewfucker
156. Your little brother: no
157. Butt: mmm 
158. Clowns: no
159. Wonder: no
16o. Brown: hair
161. Banana: dick
162. Sex: potato
163. Parents: no
164. Homosexuals: shibelacey
165. God: dog

Section Nine: Do you believe in

166. God: yeah
167. Heaven: yeah
168. Devil: yeah
169. Hell: my life
170: Boogy man: no
171. Closet Monsters: no
172. Fortune tellings: kinda
173. Magic: Yes
174. Love at first sight: not really
175. Ghosts: EYSlksjaglasf 
176. Voo-doo dolls: Yes.
177. Reincarnation: Yes.
178. Yourself: nope


Section Ten: Do you

179. Smoke: nope
180. Do drugs: No.
181. Drink alcohol: nope
182. Cuss:FUCKK YES
183. Sing in the shower: awlays
184. Like school: nope
185. Want to get married:yes yes yes 
186. Type with all of your fingers: Ayeah i do actually not really right pinky is neglected a bit and so are the thumbs who cares
187. Think you're attractive: nope
188. Drink and drive: no
189. Snore: probably
190. Sleep walk: i hvae before
191. Like watching sunrises and sunsets: yesss

Section Eleven: Have you ever

192. Flashed someone: my sister probably shibe maybe
193. Gotten so drunk til you threw up everywhere: no
194. Told that person how you felt: i wish
195. Been arrested: Nope
196. Gone to jail or juve: Nope
197. Skateboarded: nope
198. Skinny dipped: In my bathtub 
199. Rock climbed never
200. Killed someone:hehehe
201. Watched porn: hehehe
202. Gone on a road trip: band??
203. Went out of the country: nope
204. Talked back to an adult: asll the time today even;
205. Broken a law: hehehe
206. Got pulled over:no
208: Cried to get out of trouble: yup
209. Let a friend cry on your shoulder: alwasys
210. Kissed a brother's or sister's friend: noe
211. Kissed a friend's brother or sister:noe
212. Dropped something on the floor and let someone eat it anyways: noe.
213. Moon someone: noe
214. Shop-lifted: noe
215. Worked at McDonald's:noe
216. Eaten a dog: wtf no
217. Give money to a homeless person: i wish i had in the future yes i will
218. Glued your hand to yourself:hehehe
219. Kissed someone of the same sex: nope on the nose does that count hehe i was trynin ot be creepy it worked hurr hurr
220. Had a one night stand: yes i do have one night stand i keep my lamp on it so i can read at night
221. Smoked: nopeL
222. Done drugs: nope
223. Lose a friend because of your ex: haven;t had an ex so
224. Slap someone for being stupid: yes
225. Had cyber sex: nopie
226. Wish you were the opposite sex: sometimes
227. Caught someone doing something: hurrhur
228. Played a game that removes clothing: nope
229. Cried during a movie:  always
230. Cried over someone: always
231. Wanted to hook up with a friend: weirde
232. Hooked up with someone you barely met: nope
233. Ran away from home: nope
234. Cheated on a test: nope


Section Twelve: Would you

235. Bungee jump: nope
236. Sky dive: nope
237. Swim with dolphins: yesssssss
238. Steal a friend's bf or gf: neva
239. Try to be the opposite sex: Yes.
240. Lie to the police: no
241. Run from the police: no
242. Lie to your parents: everday
243. Backstab a friend for your own well being: no
244. Be an exotic dancer: for my hubby
245. F**k a donkey for 1, 000, 000:nope can you get pregnat form that

Section Thirteen: Are you

246. Shy: sometimes
247. Loud: YES
248. Nice i try
249: Outgoing: nope
250: Quiet: Yes.
251. Mean: Can be.
252. Emotional: All the times.
253. Sensitive: Yes.
254. Gay:nop
255. Strong: ha
256. Weak: Yes
257. Caring: always
258. Dangerous: hehe
259. Crazy: Yes.
260. Spontaneous: to an extent
261. Funny:i try
262. Sweet: i try
263. Sharing: i try
264. Responsible: yeah
265. Trustworthy:always
266. Open-minded: always
267. Creative:alwys
268. Cute: ha no
269. Slick: Nhahahah
270. Smart: yeah
271. Dumb: can be
272. Evil: can be
273. Ghetto: nope
274. Classy: nipe
275. Photogenic: ha
276. Dependable i try
277. Greedy: i try not
278. Ugly: always
279. Messy: yup
280. Neat: Nope
281. Perverted: hehehehe
282. Silly: always
283. A Bitch: always
284. A Good Listener: Yalways
285. A Fighter: soemtiems
286. A Party Animal: pratay
287. A Game Freak: not really
288. A Computer Freak: hella yeah

Section Fourteen: Future

289. Dream job: teacher im werid
290. Dream house: nice
291. Husband/Wife: him
292. Kids: 1-5 hopefully my own but i wouldn't care if adopted that shtis scool
293. Names: Henry George, Patrick James, Grace Elizabeth idk
294. Pets: bernese mountain dog looking dog without all the hair all da pets
295. Car: na
296. Age you would want to get married: hopefully before 25
297. Best Man/Bride's Maid: my sister but just so shibe doesn't have to plan my wedding hehehe
298. Honeymoon: anwyhere to fuck

Section Fifteen: Your friends 

299. Best friend: shibe
300. Known the longest: lex
301. Craziest: julie
302. Loudest: julie
303. Shyest: shibe
304. Best hair:shibe yourokc it
305. Best eyes: helen gorg
306. Best body: helen and julie and shibe u guis are hawt
307. Most Athletic: julie probably
308. Hot-Tempered: julie
309. Most impatient: julie
310. Shortest: shibe?
311. Tallest: julie
312. Skinniest:  hlen
313. Best singer: lex
314. Funniest: all combined effort
315. Can always make you laugh: helen, shibe
316. Wish you talked to more:  helen, i tlak to shibe a lot, julie can be a bit much sometimes
317. Wish you saw more:helen, shibe
318. Who drives you insane after a while: julie, lex
319. Who you can stay around forever and never get sick of: shibe, helen
320. Ever lose a friend because you took it to the 'next level': no
321. Whose always been there when you need them: shibe alwayts
322. Who is like your family: all dem fuck my real "Family"
323. How many friends do you have?: 3 great friend 1 goodish one
324. How many are really close? 4ish

Section Sixteen: The last

325. Thing you ate: Popcorn
326. Thing you drank: Coca-cola
327. Thing you wore: Pj Bottoms
328. Thing you did: Drew a pic of Dieter.
329. Place you went: Movie Theatres
330. Thing you got pierced or tattooed: Ears & Left Shoulder Blade.
331. Person you saw: My mum.
332. Person you hugged: Matt
333. Person you kissed: Matt
334. Person you f****d: Lawlnope
335. Person you talked to online: Kam
336. Person you talked to on the phone: Matt's mum.
337. Song you heard: 'Not Gonna Get Us' Acapella - TaTu
338. Show you saw: Hell I don't know -- Castle?
339. Time you fought with your parents: Laast week....
340. Time you fought with a friend: Dunno.
341. Words you said: "Ow fuck agh my toe ow ow ow ow"

Section Seventeen: Now

343. What are you eating: nope
344. What are you drinking: nope
345. What are you thinking: him himhim
346. What are you wearing: spankies
347. What are you doing: this thing, listneing to paramore
349. Hair: ponytail
350. Mood: sad and happy and tired
351. Listening to:brethe by paramore
352. Talking to anyone: kinda shibe
353. Watching anything: my computer

Section Eighteen: Yes or No

354. Are you a vegetarian: No
355. Are you a carnivore: Yes
356. Are you heterosexual: yes
357. Do you like penguins: Yes
358. Do you write poetry: yes
359. Do you see stupid people: yes
360. You + Me:hawt
361. Do you like the Osbournes: no
362. Can you see flying pigs: nio im not high
363. Do you sleep with stuffed animals on your bed: always.
364. Are you from Afghanistan: Nno
365. Is Christina Aguilera ugly:no
366. Are you a zombie: alkways
367. Am i annoying you: maybe
368. Do you bite your nails: Yes
369. Can you cross your eyes: kinda
370. Do you make your bed in the morning:why
371. Have you touched someone's private part: no

Section Nineteen: This or That

372. Winter or Summer:winter
373. Spring or Autumn:fall
374. Shakira or Britney: shakira shakire hips dont lie bby
375. MTV or VH1: nop
376. Black or White: neither
377. Yellow or Pink: yella
378. Football or Basketball: neither
379. Mobile Phone or Pager: phone
380. Pen or Pencil: Pencil
381. Cold or Hot: Cold
382. Tattoos or Piercings: tattoees
383. Inside or Outside: Inside
384. Weed or Alcohol: neither
385. Coke or Pepsi: pespsis
386. Tape or Glue: Tape
387. McDonald's or In-n-Out: micky d's

Section Twenty: Opinions

388. What do you think about classical music: yes very nice
389. About boy bands: some
390. About suicide: lets just not talk abotu it
391. About people who try to force their opinions on you: get away
392. About teen pregnancy: bad
393. Where do you think you'll be in 10 years:  out fo this god damn state in a new world.
394. Who do you think you'll still be friends with in 5 years: shibe helen julie prbably 
395. About gay men: hot super hot i need a gay bff thats not my gender

Section Twenty-One:

396. Do you have a website: No.
397. Current weather right now: Dark, cold.
398. Current time: 9:11
399. Any shout outs: SHIBE I OVE You
400. Last thoughts: idk
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